more good ones...
"If they want to offer you a deal, it's best not to look too eager...and I'm sure it goes without saying - don't freeze or vomit" - The Practice
"You mean he sounded wise?" - B
"Aw, bless their hearts, they didn't even water it down!" - B's dad, upon finding that his kids put an empty bottle of vodka back in the freezer
posted by little sleepyhead @ 3/07/2007 08:45:00 PM
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I'm glad I can be such inspiration for your blog while at the same time totally ignoring my own! Sorry to bore you.
Oh, and thinking about you getting mugged by a squirrel makes me laugh aloud at random intervals throughout my day. I've told the story to several other people and am considering just stealing it and changing the narrative into first person. Not that I do that kind of thing.
I'm glad I can be such inspiration for your blog while at the same time totally ignoring my own! Sorry to bore you.
Oh, and thinking about you getting mugged by a squirrel makes me laugh aloud at random intervals throughout my day. I've told the story to several other people and am considering just stealing it and changing the narrative into first person. Not that I do that kind of thing.
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